N.B. : Yes…its true…every once in a while, I digress and address less “serious” matters (a la politics n
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A wise man once told me, "My advice to you young lady... don't try to understand men because you only end up being more confused than before..."
Well, lets just say I think dude was on to something...
See…
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men
are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have NO money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after their
money.(hmm…anybody differ?)
7. The handsome men without money are after
OUR money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money,
are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money
and THANK GOD are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!(ok,
seriously, what’s up with that?)
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative
So once again I think…for ONCE…the wise man was right…
7 comments:
i am trying quite hard to squeeze myself into one or several of those categories. FAIL.
intel
http://www.theintelligensia.com/blog/
hmm...wanna bet?
Lol. I love this post and I hope u don't mind me linking your blog on my roll.
Three aka intelligensia, u're fall under category 4. Married to me.
thanks miss...wat an exotic name...can we trade?
uh, yeah...intelligensia...u def sound like a number 4...
this is totaly crazy, and very bizzare. the women who have this kinda view end up disurbed and missarable when they hit old age. why do analysis on things you dont understand. or is it that you wer God's sec when he was drafting a plan for every one. please get real and stop hating on things you dont understand....
emigee...right?ok, so if u dont fall in any of the abovementioned....i guess it means u GAY!
now...who's hatin?
i see your bitter, not bad not bad at all, if not careful with uch kind of talk, you end up gay and that's some bullsh*t. or why cant you just be if you cant find a straight man?
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